I’m so fucking dead…x)
Fucking DAMNIT, Tumblr. Damnit.
….I love you never change.Fucking… I am so done with you tumblr.
god bless you tumblr
god bless you a thousand times
(Source: liabatman)
Merf. Thinking is Hard.
Jha can has random thoughtz about tapirs, kitties, comics, pretty people, social justice, things in general.
Posts tagged tumblr is ridiculous
adxn:
Calm your tits! D:!
i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!
Follow my lead, people!
Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’
Then everything will be fine.
You dumb females. This is obviously fake.
Huh? What is this?
YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING
(Source: ollivander, via slutofsubstance)
Good ol’ breakfast before duty!
Huh?
WHAT WAS THAT.
WOAH WHAT
THE CRAP
WHOOOOOAA CRAP
…
HELLO SECTOR 12 THIS IS SERGEANT BISQUICK
WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK
just a calm day on the front
wait what’s that noise i think its our communication system
THIS IS COMMANDER CAKE DO U COPY
SERGEANT BISQUICK WHAT IS UR POSITION
HOLD UR POSITION MAN WE’RE COMIN FOR U
THIS IS WAR
No you hang up
No you hang up
Hold on im getting another call
PRIVATE LUNA BAR THIS IS COMMANDER CAKE DO YOU COPY
WE ARE AT WAR
Lead us to victory, commander
(via lavienoire)
“CHECK THIS SHIT OUT CHECK IT OUT IT’S LIKE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS FROM DA SEA YOU GOTTA TRY DIS”
“idk, mermaids. IDK”
“PUT IT IN UR HAIR. DRAPE IT ON A BOOB”
^^^So, basically I love you forever?
“DRAPE IT ON A BOOB”
(Source: cupakesgoboom, via cumbersuffix-deactivated2011062)
ASK BOX RESTRICTIONS:
ok me and tumblr user nightving have figured it out.
your asks (this doesn’t apply to replies) cannot have more than 3 periods PER PARAGRAPH.
so as long as you put a line break by hitting enter somewhere between your third and fourth period, it will go through.
so, for example”
“hello. hi. how are you? i’m fine.
i like using periods. i think you do too. it’s fun.
bla. bla bla bla. bla.”
WOULD go through.
HOWEVER.
“hi. how are you? i’m fine. you look well. let’s do lunch.”
would NOT go through.
also!
“hi…” (and other things with ellipses of only 3 periods long) WILL go through.
any more than 3 periods will not.
hope that clears things up.
(Source: laigledemeaux, via summoner-controller-kel-deactiv)
