Merf. Thinking is Hard.
Jha can has random thoughtz about tapirs, kitties, comics, pretty people, social justice, things in general.
Posts tagged lulz
as a kid i never understood why they didn’t like him
As an adult I still don’t understand..
psst it’s a brothel and he’s pooridk why this annoys me every time; he is a notorious, homeless thief; they are literally singing at this very moment how he is a one-man rise in crime. don’t sleep with homeless thieves, kids, even if it’s by choice. especially if it’s by choice
This is a life lesson.
(via farmerinthedelll)
February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x)
Canada, the only nation discussing the most important issues of our day.
See? Canada has a zombie plan and so should you!
i want to emphasize that this is not from a comedy movie, it literally happened, like in real life, in parliament, between real people
Okay, by just looking at the artwork I deduce that all Holmes and Watson are doing 24/7 is basically sitting around in chairs while judging everything (unless they get up to judge more ppl).
I mean, seriously:
even each other
“calm yo tits”
“oh and fuck that lamp”
brb rolling on the floor tummyache from laughing oh my god oh
- (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
- Me: “So, what will it be?”
- Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
- (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
- Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
Air New Zealand’s new safety video featuring The Hobbit aka the greatest thing ever {x}
You can watch the video here
Gosh, well it certainly makes you pay attention XD. Whoever made this is a genuis.
Looks like there’s an Asian elf at 3:01 :OOO
(Source: mishawinsexster, via therotund)
He is literally the opposite of a weeaboo.
This is what I have been waiting for.
DED
DED U HEAR ME
DED!
(Source: greendalecommune, via fromonesurvivortoanother)
<3
Ironically, I would get this as a tattoo.
(Source: givingbirthtoconstellations, via tariqk)
thepaisleyelf replied to your post: favorite gif you never get to use…
(Source: anedumacationisnomore)
The Main Event
at first i though you were holding the lamp so i thought you were going to shove a lamp in some gurls’ vagina~~I can do that too
Ima call it
The Surprise Ending
(via slutofsubstance)
