ever since getting off BC my sex drive has been roaring through the roof and it’s like my uterus is all “yaaayyyy off birth control make a baby make a baby makeababymakebabymakeababymakeitmakeitmakeit” and i can FEEL the RENOVATIONS going on down there
let me study for quals in peace dammit
certainly there must be an animated GIF out there that expresses the hilarity of finding out a tumblrite I greatly admire is the new hire at my university whose class i have been rec’d to take?!
my prof wants me to write a brief thing on why Somerset Maughum isn’t included in “the Canon” and i’m like what canon why does it matter that a colonial writing stories about colonials doesn’t get into a canon and how would i know the minds of white dudely dudes making decisions about canons in institutions and why they wouldn’t include Somerset Maughum
whoever my neighbours are upstairs they are literally running around or something
like, should i go upstairs to ask them what is up?
because i’m feeling a bit concerned
now that i’m mostly home studying for quals i kind of miss patchy kitty =(
even though i know i still can’t afford a cat until i get out of this apartment
i guess in preparation for my parents’ visit in may, and in light of just now’s earthquake, i really shall put together an earthquake pack just so i won’t have to deal with my mother’s hemming and hawing over something that really does not concern her but which she will take to the most illogical worst case scenario extreme
after all, this is the woman who packed powder shampoo for me when i first moved to canada because she was convinced that canada did not have hot water
ugh just gonna turn off the computer for the day since i can’t read without getting distracted by it
quals prep time, gotta develop some proper discipline now that i dont have a campus office anymore!
WHY WONT THIS HEADNOTE WRITE ITSELF THIS THING WAS DUE YESTERDAY I MEAN I KNOW ITS NOT FOR A GRADE BUT FUCK THE PROF IS GOING TO BE SO MAD AT ME THIS IS FOR QUALS PREP SELF GET IT TOGETHER AND WRITE THE THING ALREADY