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11 Questions Meme, got tagged by maybethings

Rule 1: always post the rules
Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post (but no pressure if you’ve been tagged recently or otherwise don’t want to do it)
Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

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Hey look, actual "unique" questions

  • 1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
  • 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
  • 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
  • 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
  • 5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
  • 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
  • 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
  • 8: Do you have freckles?
  • 9: Do you always smile for pictures?
  • 10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
  • 11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
  • 12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
  • 13: What about pooped in the woods?
  • 14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
  • 15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
  • 16: How many people have you slept with this week?
  • 17: What size is your bed?
  • 18: What is your Song of the week?
  • 19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
  • 20: Do you still watch cartoons?
  • 21: Whats your least favorite movie?
  • 22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
  • 23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
  • 24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
  • 25: What is your favorite food?
  • 26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
  • 27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
  • 28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
  • 29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
  • 30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
  • 31: Can you change the oil on a car?
  • 32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
  • 33: Ever ran out of gas?
  • 34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
  • 35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
  • 36: What is your usual bedtime?
  • 37: Are you lazy?
  • 38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
  • 39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
  • 40: Are you horny?
  • 41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
  • 42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
  • 43: Are you stubborn?
  • 44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
  • 45: Ever watch soap operas?
  • 46: Are you afraid of heights?
  • 47: Do you sing in the car?
  • 48: Do you sing in the shower?
  • 49: Do you dance in the car?
  • 50: Ever used a gun?
  • 51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  • 52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  • 53: Is Christmas stressful?
  • 54: Ever eat a pierogi?
  • 55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
  • 56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  • 57: Do you believe in ghosts?
  • 58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  • 59: Take a vitamin daily?
  • 60: Wear slippers?
  • 61: Wear a bath robe?
  • 62: What do you wear to bed?
  • 63: First concert?
  • 64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
  • 65: Nike or Adidas?
  • 66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
  • 67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
  • 68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
  • 69: Ever take dance lessons?
  • 70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
  • 71: Can you curl your tongue?
  • 72: Ever won a spelling bee?
  • 73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
  • 74: Own any record albums?
  • 75: Own a record player?
  • 76: Regularly burn incense?
  • 77: Ever been in love?
  • 78: Who would you like to see in concert?
  • 79: What was the last concert you saw?
  • 80: Hot tea or cold tea?
  • 81: Tea or coffee?
  • 82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
  • 83: Can you swim well?
  • 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  • 85: Are you patient?
  • 86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
  • 87: Ever won a contest?
  • 88: Ever have plastic surgery?
  • 89: Which are better black or green olives?
  • 90: Can you knit or crochet?
  • 91: Best room for a fireplace?
  • 92: Do you want to get married?
  • 93: If married, how long have you been married?
  • 94: Who was your HS crush?
  • 95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
  • 96: Do you have kids?
  • 97: Do you want kids?
  • 98: Whats your favorite color?
  • 99: Do you miss anyone right now?

Which Greek god/goddess do you think I’d be a child of?

bakethatlinguist:

searchingforknowledge:

thegoddamazon:

LOL don’t you dare say any of the war gods/goddesses. I am of peace. ALWAYS.

followers? what do you think?

I say Athena. For your need to uphold justice and truth.

You know where my ask box is.

(Source: taweesha)

jcatgrl:

taejira:

Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

here's a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)

(Source: pipistrellus, via jiggit)

intheafterlight:

autumnyte:

commanderbishoujo:

kamidoodles:

futsin:

moodymarshmallow:

katiebour:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

the-dark-side-of-the-room:

“Childish, unattractive, honest.” That’s the whole sentence.
I’m actually okay with this.

“On the topmost tier of the Great Gallery, toward the northeastern end of the covered district, Locke could see the the flickering light of barrel fires and lanterns, and the shadowy shapes of several people.”
Yes, miles away and unreachable…

***********
“Name the various ways in which a computer can be programmed that were discussed in this chapter.”
Yeah I figured 2013 would be pretty much me and electronics.  Thanks.

“Lovers of knowledge recognize that when philosophy takes their soul in hand, it has been veritably bound and glued to the body, and is forced to view things as if through a prison, rather than alone by itself; and that it is wallowing in utter ignorance.” 
Oh shut up, Plato. 

“Logan didn’t know.”
Hey, that’s rather fitting for me. I don’t know at all!

“It won’t be long before nearly everyone in America will be touched by this issue.”(God Believes in Love, Gene Robinson)

“Because of you, the Scions of Elua and his Companions have returned to the Houses of the Night Court, playing at fashion, grasping at secondhand glory with thoughtless ardor.”
(Kushiel’s Chosen, Jacqueline Carey)

“In -15 Ancient, the dwarves of Orzammar sealed the last of the Deep Roads leading into their kingdom.”
(The World of Thedas, Vol. 1) 

‘“Oh, that’s really bloody encouraging,” Roland muttered, not caring if the old lady heard.’ (Gate of Darkness, Circle of Light, Tanya Huff. 1989.)
I’m not sure whether I should be encouraged or not; generally speaking, I would be concerned if an old lady could hear me in those circumstances. ;)

"Here, in moving from 3(a) to 3(b) we can witness a primitive metaphorical projection at work." (The Body in the Mind, Mark Johnson, 1987.)
=/ My sex life will be a metaphorical projection, I guess.

intheafterlight:

autumnyte:

commanderbishoujo:

kamidoodles:

futsin:

moodymarshmallow:

katiebour:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

the-dark-side-of-the-room:

“Childish, unattractive, honest.” That’s the whole sentence.

I’m actually okay with this.

“On the topmost tier of the Great Gallery, toward the northeastern end of the covered district, Locke could see the the flickering light of barrel fires and lanterns, and the shadowy shapes of several people.”

Yes, miles away and unreachable…

***********

“Name the various ways in which a computer can be programmed that were discussed in this chapter.”

Yeah I figured 2013 would be pretty much me and electronics.  Thanks.

“Lovers of knowledge recognize that when philosophy takes their soul in hand, it has been veritably bound and glued to the body, and is forced to view things as if through a prison, rather than alone by itself; and that it is wallowing in utter ignorance.” 

Oh shut up, Plato. 

“Logan didn’t know.”

Hey, that’s rather fitting for me. I don’t know at all!

“It won’t be long before nearly everyone in America will be touched by this issue.”

(God Believes in Love, Gene Robinson)

“Because of you, the Scions of Elua and his Companions have returned to the Houses of the Night Court, playing at fashion, grasping at secondhand glory with thoughtless ardor.”

(Kushiel’s Chosen, Jacqueline Carey)

“In -15 Ancient, the dwarves of Orzammar sealed the last of the Deep Roads leading into their kingdom.”

(The World of Thedas, Vol. 1) 

‘“Oh, that’s really bloody encouraging,” Roland muttered, not caring if the old lady heard.’ (Gate of Darkness, Circle of Light, Tanya Huff. 1989.)

I’m not sure whether I should be encouraged or not; generally speaking, I would be concerned if an old lady could hear me in those circumstances. ;)

"Here, in moving from 3(a) to 3(b) we can witness a primitive metaphorical projection at work." (The Body in the Mind, Mark Johnson, 1987.)

=/ My sex life will be a metaphorical projection, I guess.

rubato:

 stardusted replied to your photo: idgi

Lol did you ever watch Danny Phantom when you were younger? Mr. Lancer is an English teacher who curses with the titles of English literature instead of actual curse words.

ahahhaa yes I did

the real question is what book titles have to do with my destiny XD

My question is what does THIS post have to do with my destiny

(Source: not-rubato)

rubato:

misspepita:

sailingincurrent:


this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future

okay i’m scared. let’s do this

 first thing I thought of was this. Conclusion I came to was that there is something I should wait for to happen, rather than rush to it. By waiting, the danger(s) will pass. I don’t want to fuck up this time. I must wait. I must.

HMM

OK let’s do this

rubato:

misspepita:

sailingincurrent:

this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future

okay i’m scared. let’s do this


first thing I thought of was this. Conclusion I came to was that there is something I should wait for to happen, rather than rush to it. By waiting, the danger(s) will pass. I don’t want to fuck up this time. I must wait. I must.

HMM

OK let’s do this

(Source: iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin, via not-rubato)

jiggit:

starsandatoms:

hail-d:

miss-pamela:

rob-anybody:

leupagus:

amazonziti:

slapface:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

helenawayne:

captaincommunist:

playwriteofdreams:

I save the world after being frozen in ice for seventy years?
…NO THIS MEANS MY BEST FRIEND DIES AND THEN COMES BACK AS THE WINTER SOLDIER

…I saw Bourne Legacy yesterday…
Does this mean I’m a professional badass?

I AM BATMAN

I am the Norse God of thunder.

Um excuse me, I’m the Norse God of Thunder, step back.

I’m the Dancing Cavalier. I’LL TAKE IT.

DON LOCKWOOD!
Although I always thought Cosmo was the hero, myself. Which means I’m an irrepressible musician/composer/dancer/lovable scamp

Ghostbusters, which means I get to hunt and trap ghosts and evil spirits from another dimension! With proton packs!
So I call Ray Stantz. Because let’s face it, I wouldn’t have said “Yes” to the question “Are you a god?” either.

…I’m a STUNT DOG?

Serial killer slash perfumer.  Welp.

Motherfucking Scottish archer princess.  Fuck yeah.

Tofu seller and first master of one of the three great southern kung fu styles, yeahhhh.

….. The last movie I watched was Qiu Jin.
Oh my God I’m going to be a feminist Chinese revolutionary forever :OOOOOOOO 
Wait, IIRC in the movie her actual job was as a principal of a martial arts school.
….. WHICH WAS THE SECRET TRAINING GROUND FOR REVOLUTIONARIES.
OK SOUNDS LEGIT.

jiggit:

starsandatoms:

hail-d:

miss-pamela:

rob-anybody:

leupagus:

amazonziti:

slapface:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

helenawayne:

captaincommunist:

playwriteofdreams:

I save the world after being frozen in ice for seventy years?

…NO THIS MEANS MY BEST FRIEND DIES AND THEN COMES BACK AS THE WINTER SOLDIER

…I saw Bourne Legacy yesterday…

Does this mean I’m a professional badass?

I AM BATMAN

I am the Norse God of thunder.

Um excuse me, I’m the Norse God of Thunder, step back.

I’m the Dancing Cavalier. I’LL TAKE IT.

DON LOCKWOOD!

Although I always thought Cosmo was the hero, myself. Which means I’m an irrepressible musician/composer/dancer/lovable scamp

Ghostbusters, which means I get to hunt and trap ghosts and evil spirits from another dimension! With proton packs!

So I call Ray Stantz. Because let’s face it, I wouldn’t have said “Yes” to the question “Are you a god?” either.

…I’m a STUNT DOG?

Serial killer slash perfumer.  Welp.

Motherfucking Scottish archer princess.  Fuck yeah.

Tofu seller and first master of one of the three great southern kung fu styles, yeahhhh.

….. The last movie I watched was Qiu Jin.

Oh my God I’m going to be a feminist Chinese revolutionary forever :OOOOOOOO 

Wait, IIRC in the movie her actual job was as a principal of a martial arts school.

….. WHICH WAS THE SECRET TRAINING GROUND FOR REVOLUTIONARIES.

OK SOUNDS LEGIT.

(Source: astroextensionist)