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moniquill:

fullelven-winchester:

goldenheartedrose:

billiethepoet:

esterbrook:

moonblossom:

ladymac111:

onethousandhurrahs:

redscudery:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

Canteloupe.

Nature’s Miracle “Just for Cats” stain and odor remover.

Celibacy is looking like a good option here.

Gin and tonic.  SEXY

100% pure acetone. I think I lose this game forever.

Cold tea. Um.

nijimei
and I are in a pie shop and ours is fancy hot sauce. Um….

Lime juice.

Oh god.

Arnold Palmer tea or a tiny bit of baby formula. So um…let’s go with Arnold Palmer being my lube? Ew.

….do I win or lose this game for having a number of ‘not ideal, but completely workable’ things within arm’s reach of my desk, like olive oil infused with comfrey root and herbal salve that has a beeswax and olive oil base?

I mean I’ve also got things like cough medicine and orange flower water within eyesight so…

Something called “Dr. Mist Body Hygiene Floatation Fluid Spray”. What on earth is that even?

myheartleapt:

spyderqueen:

vaspider:

emberkyrlee:

Pokemon and Ride Along.
Really messed up cops in the pokemon world?

Uhhh, I’m currently MUSHing on a New World of Darkness game and watching True Blood.Either that or I’m MUSHing on a nWoD game and my last movie was The Avengers.Either way, I’m… kinda… fucked. Yep.

Guardians of the Galaxy and Skyrim.
…actually all of those guys would make for awesome and effective companions, but I could use ranged support as crazy as I am, so Rocket would go with Vigdis quite well.

Snowpiercer and Final Fantasy VII. EVERYONE LOVES TRAINS.

hell surrounded by wandering incipiently-hatching eggs
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

myheartleapt:

spyderqueen:

vaspider:

emberkyrlee:

Pokemon and Ride Along.

Really messed up cops in the pokemon world?

Uhhh, I’m currently MUSHing on a New World of Darkness game and watching True Blood.

Either that or I’m MUSHing on a nWoD game and my last movie was The Avengers.

Either way, I’m… kinda… fucked. Yep.

Guardians of the Galaxy and Skyrim.

…actually all of those guys would make for awesome and effective companions, but I could use ranged support as crazy as I am, so Rocket would go with Vigdis quite well.

Snowpiercer and Final Fantasy VII. EVERYONE LOVES TRAINS.

hell surrounded by wandering incipiently-hatching eggs

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

(Source: firesoulblade123)

Meme

Hrm, OK!

scififreak35:

Rule 1. Always post the rules

Rule 2. Answer the questions from the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones

(Rule 3. Tag 11 people and link them to the post) <—optional

(Rule 4. Actually tell them you tagged them.) <—also optional

Thanks for the questions from strange-radio: )

1. Cats or dogs? And why?

Dogs. They’re more amenable to bathing, although I’ve definitely trains cats to bathe before. I’m also more liable to go out and get some exercise with a dog while a cat would induce me to stay indoors. I find cats unpredictably moody and they frankly remind me more of a moody boyfriend I used to have. I do miss a couple of cats I’ve fostered in the past though, but I am more a dog person.

2. If you could have written a book that someone else has already written, which would it be? And what changes would you have made to it?

I would re-write David and Leigh Eddings’ fantasy epics to make them 1) less racist and 2) less heteronormative. (Just finished the Elenium, moving onto the Tamuli in a bit.)

3. One skill you would love to have the time to learn?

Sight singing. I need more of a teacher for this though.

4. Do you enjoy live theater? And if so, do you like musicals?

Yes and yes. As someone who was involved with a theatre society in undergrad, I am fond of shows that use space interestingly. 

5. Are you religious?

Somewhat. It’s not a daily part of my life, but on specific occasions I like to get out to a temple to pray. But I have preferences for what kind of temple. I also would burn joss money but SoCal is kind of terrible for that.

6. Favorite color? And has it changed since you were a kid?

Blues and greens. I’m also all right with reds these days… used to find them overrated because during Lunar New Year we ALWAYS got new clothes that were INEVITABLY red so it got boring. 

7. Do you have a favorite clothing store or brand?

In Canada that would be Suzy Shier. In Malaysia I am partial to Applemints, but have kind of outgrown them—as in, my ass is too huge for most of their stuff these days. KeyNG used to have some really cool off-the-rack avant-garde couture but they are so boring these days. I have yet to find a clothing store or brand here in the States that I really care about.

8. Favorite position to sleep in?

On my side but always end up on my back.

9. Politically, are you a conservative, liberal or moderate? No matter what your political party is, if any.

Liberal. Socialist. If I were American, I would vote for the Green Party. As a Malaysian I am not registered to vote and I will frankly say I don’t care about either party we’ve got because they both suck. They are not radically different enough from each other for me to care.

10. If you had to choose one social justice cause near and dear to your heart, what would it be?

Only one? Aw dude you know that’s not how it works… anti-racism and reproductive rights are my top two, I guess. That’s as much as I care to narrow down.

11. Can you cook (well)?

I can cook certain things extremely well. I bake a mean chocolate cake. I also make very good stir-fried vegetables. Congee, and fried fish. The menu for my dinners always include: a rice, a meat dish, a vegetable dish, and one of the latter two are also a soup. 

OK, 11 questions:

1) What is your top hobby that you wish you could make into an income-producing job?
2) What is your favourite flower and why?
3) What are your thoughts on treehouses?
4) Waffles, pancakes or French toast?
5) What do you use for printing?
6) Do you have a favourite library?
7) What are you currently reading?
8) What is your favourite mythical animal?
9) What would be the top principle(s) of your ideal government?
10) You have 10 acres of land. What do you do with it?
11) Do you still live in the town you grew up in? If not, how often have you moved?

Tagging: sparklemagpie kiriamaya ouyangdan kaninchenzero nezua bankuei bananaleaves bakethatlinguist like—saltedearth gotthatglitteronmyeyes giluvalluvar

seekingwillow:

moniquill:

canceling-theapocalypse:

dandelionofthanatos:

commanderbishoujo:

kaijuleng:

nineprotons:

hclark70:

vaesha-draecon:

sarchale:

westerbroski:

fanpup:

Who Are You…?

a shapeshifting thief accompanied by a steadfast wolf ewe

A Priestess with control over Earth, with a baby dragon. 

An Archer with an Ebony Dagger and an adventurous cat… Yep

I’m a beastmaster with the ability to control air and I have a kindly nymph by my side

A Knight with control over earth, and a helpful barmaid at my side.

An invincible necromancer with my older brother at my side.So basically, I’m Hawke as a blood mage.

an archer with flight and a simpering assassin
so i’m a marvel character basically

Seer with control over wind and a companion wol.
…I think i somehow became a Sentinel.

Beastmaster with an ebony dagger and a smiling pirate.

a shape-shifting necromancer with a dashing rogue? Sure, I’m down for that.

___
Liara and Shepard (is apparently male and) is my servant boy.

I&#8217;m a priestess who can fly with an adventerous cat. I like that.

seekingwillow:

moniquill:

canceling-theapocalypse:

dandelionofthanatos:

commanderbishoujo:

kaijuleng:

nineprotons:

hclark70:

vaesha-draecon:

sarchale:

westerbroski:

fanpup:

Who Are You…?

a shapeshifting thief accompanied by a steadfast wolf ewe

A Priestess with control over Earth, with a baby dragon. 

An Archer with an Ebony Dagger and an adventurous cat… Yep

I’m a beastmaster with the ability to control air and I have a kindly nymph by my side

A Knight with control over earth, and a helpful barmaid at my side.

An invincible necromancer with my older brother at my side.

So basically, I’m Hawke as a blood mage.

an archer with flight and a simpering assassin

so i’m a marvel character basically

Seer with control over wind and a companion wol.

…I think i somehow became a Sentinel.

Beastmaster with an ebony dagger and a smiling pirate.

a shape-shifting necromancer with a dashing rogue? Sure, I’m down for that.

___

Liara and Shepard (is apparently male and) is my servant boy.

I’m a priestess who can fly with an adventerous cat. I like that.

cypheroftyr:

missmokushiroku:

thesunfloweramazon:

divinenurse:

peppapigvevo:

spooky-pens:

pixiesera:

homoparadise:

I WAS A NAZI SS OFFICER AT THE HEAD OF ADMISSIONS OF AUSCHWITZ.
Oh the irony of being a Russian Lesbian Jew.

“Maurice Abravanel (January 6, 1903 – September 22, 1993)[1] was an American Jewish conductor of classical music. He is remembered as the conductor of the Utah Symphony Orchestra for over 30 years.”
Neat!

"Philip Levine (August 10, 1900 – October 18, 1987) was an imuno-hematologist whose clinical research advanced knowledge on the Rhesus factor, Hemolytic disease of the newborn (HDN) and blood transfusion.”
And thus my fixation with Viscera is explained.

Irina Taseva (in Bulgarian: Ирина Тасева) was a Bulgarian actress.[1] She was born on July 22 1910 in the town of Kiustendil, Bulgaria. She graduated from high school in Sofia, Bulgaria and then enrolled in drama theatre classes with the Ivan Vazov National Theatre in Sofia. She first stepped onto the stage in 1930 and played many classical roles. Her career as an actress ended in 1980, and she died on February 21 1990 in Sofia.
huh

Guards’ Captain (later Major-General) Kirill Alekseyevich Yevstigneyev (Russian: Кирилл Алексеевич Евстигнеев) (17 February [O.S. 4 February ] 1917 — 29 August 1996) was a Soviet fighter pilot and one of the top Soviet aces of World War II. During his career he claimed 56 aerial victories flying the Lavochkin La-5 and La-7 fighter.

Roger Keith Coleman (November 1, 1958 – May 20, 1992) was a Grundy, Virginia, coal miner convicted and executed for the murder of his sister-in-law, Wanda McCoy. Coleman’s case drew national and worldwide attention before and after his execution because of his repeated claims of innocence and support from the anti death-penalty movement. In 2006, Virginia Governor Mark Warner announced that recently re-examined DNA evidence had conclusively proven Coleman’s guilt.
how charming

Rosaire Gauthier (28 February 1908 – 15 December 1992) was a Canadian politician, the mayor of Chicoutimi, Quebec and a Liberal party member of the Canadian House of Commons. He was born in Chicoutimi, Quebec and became a businessman and industrialist.

Alla Konstantinovna Tarasova (Russian: Алла Константиновна Тарасова, 6 February [O.S. 25 January] 1898 in Kiev – 5 April 1973 in Moscow) was a leading actress of Constantin Stanislavski's Moscow Art Theatre from the late 1920s onward.
Tarasova joined the Communist Party in 1954, having already been elected to the Supreme Soviet of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics in 1952. She served as a deputy of the Supreme Soviet until 1960 and was awarded the title of Hero of Socialist Labour shortly before her death in 1973.
Tarasova died on 5 April 1973 and was interred at the Vvedenskoye Cemetery.

Melvin J. &#8220;Mel&#8221; Binford (February 8, 1903[1] - September 12, 1984) was a college football and basketball coach in the United States.
OMG SO BORING. But the 2nd result is:
Lloyd Archibald Hales (27 June 1921 – 12 September 1984) was an English cricketer. Hales was a right-handed batsman who bowled both right-arm medium pace and right-arm off break. He was born at Leicester, Leicestershire.
&#8230;&#8230;.. Sigh.

cypheroftyr:

missmokushiroku:

thesunfloweramazon:

divinenurse:

peppapigvevo:

spooky-pens:

pixiesera:

homoparadise:

I WAS A NAZI SS OFFICER AT THE HEAD OF ADMISSIONS OF AUSCHWITZ.

Oh the irony of being a Russian Lesbian Jew.

Maurice Abravanel (January 6, 1903 – September 22, 1993)[1] was an American Jewish conductor of classical music. He is remembered as the conductor of the Utah Symphony Orchestra for over 30 years.”

Neat!

"Philip Levine (August 10, 1900 – October 18, 1987) was an imuno-hematologist whose clinical research advanced knowledge on the Rhesus factor, Hemolytic disease of the newborn (HDN) and blood transfusion.”

And thus my fixation with Viscera is explained.

Irina Taseva (in BulgarianИрина Тасева) was a Bulgarian actress.[1] She was born on July 22 1910 in the town of KiustendilBulgaria. She graduated from high school in Sofia, Bulgaria and then enrolled in drama theatre classes with the Ivan Vazov National Theatre in Sofia. She first stepped onto the stage in 1930 and played many classical roles. Her career as an actress ended in 1980, and she died on February 21 1990 in Sofia.

huh

Guards’ Captain (later Major-General) Kirill Alekseyevich Yevstigneyev (RussianКирилл Алексеевич Евстигнеев) (17 February [O.S. 4 February ] 1917 — 29 August 1996) was a Soviet fighter pilot and one of the top Soviet aces of World War II. During his career he claimed 56 aerial victories flying the Lavochkin La-5 and La-7 fighter.

Roger Keith Coleman (November 1, 1958 – May 20, 1992) was a Grundy, Virginiacoal miner convicted and executed for the murder of his sister-in-law, Wanda McCoy. Coleman’s case drew national and worldwide attention before and after his execution because of his repeated claims of innocence and support from the anti death-penalty movement. In 2006, Virginia Governor Mark Warner announced that recently re-examined DNA evidence had conclusively proven Coleman’s guilt.

how charming

Rosaire Gauthier (28 February 1908 – 15 December 1992) was a Canadian politician, the mayor of Chicoutimi, Quebec and a Liberal party member of the Canadian House of Commons. He was born in Chicoutimi, Quebec and became a businessman and industrialist.

Alla Konstantinovna Tarasova (RussianАлла Константиновна Тарасова, 6 February [O.S. 25 January] 1898 in Kiev – 5 April 1973 in Moscow) was a leading actress of Constantin Stanislavski's Moscow Art Theatre from the late 1920s onward.

Tarasova joined the Communist Party in 1954, having already been elected to the Supreme Soviet of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics in 1952. She served as a deputy of the Supreme Soviet until 1960 and was awarded the title of Hero of Socialist Labour shortly before her death in 1973.

Tarasova died on 5 April 1973 and was interred at the Vvedenskoye Cemetery.

Melvin J. “Mel” Binford (February 8, 1903[1] - September 12, 1984) was a college football and basketball coach in the United States.

OMG SO BORING. But the 2nd result is:

Lloyd Archibald Hales (27 June 1921 – 12 September 1984) was an English cricketer. Hales was a right-handed batsman who bowled both right-arm medium pace and right-arm off break. He was born at Leicester, Leicestershire.

…….. Sigh.

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

maybethings:

teleutelilybloom:

lywinis:


thejadedkiwano
:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

#you fucking meatball (the catchall Chris Evans tag)

#also I read that as ‘The cat has petrol’ and had to reread

#WHAT THE FLYING FUCK

#WHEN YOU PLAY THE GAME OF EMMYS YOU WIN OR YOU DIE

#why aren’t there kilts in DA? seriously…

#how about no with your everything

nothing for #look, shockingly

#because I laughed and wanted it to happen this way anyway (I know what this was from, there was a Capsicoul gifset from USM’s Not a Toy episode which was out of order.)

#Steve was never nothing

#YOU BIG STUPID JELLYFISH

#(also it isn’t helping that the POI is being a White court vampire on me while i’m reading this book)

#WHAT IS AIR

…negl i shipped alucard/integra #when i was in high school

#why tho

#HOW CAN YOU LIKE NOT

*#looks at Bendyclip Crumplesnatch*

#BECAUSE MALEFICENT

#never

#…i am no fanders of anders but SHIT BAS YOU FINE

#also I still take king to nin jiom ppk at the tail end of a cough

#what kinda hellacious yoga tricks resurrect the dead

#she’s going into a tub of rice when i get back

#why always anon one these requests for ashaemad

#how to train your dragon

#LOOK IT’S STEN

#because let me tell you these are some REDONKADONK COSTUMES

#oh no wait the description on the sourceblr NEVERMIND

#You did not warn about the pom-pom scrotums

#Ninja Say What

#why is everyone so precious in this show

#HOW DARE YOU

#good-looking men

#because pockets make the world wonderful

#NEVER NOT REBLOG

witchsistah:

tashabilities:

freshest-tittymilk:

wounds-2-wisdom:

Chocolate God Lover
Accurate

Thirsty Egg.
No.

Cutie Spring Baby.

Thirsty Christian Girl.
None of which I am. I’m a chill, pagan WOMAN.

Death Baby Animal

witchsistah:

tashabilities:

freshest-tittymilk:

wounds-2-wisdom:

Chocolate God Lover

Accurate

Thirsty Egg.

No.

Cutie Spring Baby.

Thirsty Christian Girl.

None of which I am. I’m a chill, pagan WOMAN.

Death Baby Animal

(Source: chrissimpsonsartistxox)

11 Questions Meme, got tagged by maybethings

Rule 1: always post the rules
Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post (but no pressure if you’ve been tagged recently or otherwise don’t want to do it)
Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

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Hey look, actual "unique" questions

  • 1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
  • 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
  • 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
  • 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
  • 5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
  • 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
  • 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
  • 8: Do you have freckles?
  • 9: Do you always smile for pictures?
  • 10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
  • 11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
  • 12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
  • 13: What about pooped in the woods?
  • 14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
  • 15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
  • 16: How many people have you slept with this week?
  • 17: What size is your bed?
  • 18: What is your Song of the week?
  • 19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
  • 20: Do you still watch cartoons?
  • 21: Whats your least favorite movie?
  • 22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
  • 23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
  • 24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
  • 25: What is your favorite food?
  • 26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
  • 27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
  • 28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
  • 29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
  • 30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
  • 31: Can you change the oil on a car?
  • 32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
  • 33: Ever ran out of gas?
  • 34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
  • 35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
  • 36: What is your usual bedtime?
  • 37: Are you lazy?
  • 38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
  • 39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
  • 40: Are you horny?
  • 41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
  • 42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
  • 43: Are you stubborn?
  • 44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
  • 45: Ever watch soap operas?
  • 46: Are you afraid of heights?
  • 47: Do you sing in the car?
  • 48: Do you sing in the shower?
  • 49: Do you dance in the car?
  • 50: Ever used a gun?
  • 51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  • 52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  • 53: Is Christmas stressful?
  • 54: Ever eat a pierogi?
  • 55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
  • 56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  • 57: Do you believe in ghosts?
  • 58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  • 59: Take a vitamin daily?
  • 60: Wear slippers?
  • 61: Wear a bath robe?
  • 62: What do you wear to bed?
  • 63: First concert?
  • 64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
  • 65: Nike or Adidas?
  • 66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
  • 67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
  • 68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
  • 69: Ever take dance lessons?
  • 70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
  • 71: Can you curl your tongue?
  • 72: Ever won a spelling bee?
  • 73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
  • 74: Own any record albums?
  • 75: Own a record player?
  • 76: Regularly burn incense?
  • 77: Ever been in love?
  • 78: Who would you like to see in concert?
  • 79: What was the last concert you saw?
  • 80: Hot tea or cold tea?
  • 81: Tea or coffee?
  • 82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
  • 83: Can you swim well?
  • 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  • 85: Are you patient?
  • 86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
  • 87: Ever won a contest?
  • 88: Ever have plastic surgery?
  • 89: Which are better black or green olives?
  • 90: Can you knit or crochet?
  • 91: Best room for a fireplace?
  • 92: Do you want to get married?
  • 93: If married, how long have you been married?
  • 94: Who was your HS crush?
  • 95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
  • 96: Do you have kids?
  • 97: Do you want kids?
  • 98: Whats your favorite color?
  • 99: Do you miss anyone right now?