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Jun 27, 11
thestoutorialist: jhameia: sputnik88: comicboners: Joker & Batman [wut is this omfg lol] Chicken legs Batman. I can’t even. I’m going to attempt to describe this. It’s a single page from a color comic book that looks like it’s from the campy “silver age” of comics aka the “what the hell were you thinking? age”.  This is when truly cracked out comic book premises reigned supreme.  For instance, The Legion of Super Pets which is a super hero team consisting of the super powered pets of various super heroes including Proty II which is an intelligent um blob of protoplasm. I DIGRESS. The top of this page says “Batman with Eve.” Below the title is Batman wrestling with a huge purple snake that has a Joker head.  Batman has his cowl on and his cape is billowing in the breeze. However, below the neck he is NAKED. I wish I could say he was heroically nude in the style of Greek art, but no. This is just mostly naked Batman, wrestling with a strategically placed Joker serpent, with a thought bubble: “I must be careful! I can’t let Eve know that her protector Batman is secretly her husband Adam!” Eve watches the scene in horrified amazement and thinks “odd….I never see Batman and Adam in the same place…I wonder….” One can only hope that behind the strategically placed Joker serpent Batman/Adam has a utility belt. Also, thank goodness, this is a parody comic from an Elseworlds book that ended up getting pulped for offensive content that was *not* this image (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elseworlds_80-Page_Giant) Thanks, Julia. Added a bit. 

thestoutorialist:

jhameia:

sputnik88:

comicboners:

Joker & Batman [wut is this omfg lol]


Chicken legs Batman.

I can’t even.

I’m going to attempt to describe this.

It’s a single page from a color comic book that looks like it’s from the campy “silver age” of comics aka the “what the hell were you thinking? age”.  This is when truly cracked out comic book premises reigned supreme.  For instance, The Legion of Super Pets which is a super hero team consisting of the super powered pets of various super heroes including Proty II which is an intelligent um blob of protoplasm. I DIGRESS.

The top of this page says “Batman with Eve.” Below the title is Batman wrestling with a huge purple snake that has a Joker head.  Batman has his cowl on and his cape is billowing in the breeze. However, below the neck he is NAKED. I wish I could say he was heroically nude in the style of Greek art, but no. This is just mostly naked Batman, wrestling with a strategically placed Joker serpent, with a thought bubble: “I must be careful! I can’t let Eve know that her protector Batman is secretly her husband Adam!” Eve watches the scene in horrified amazement and thinks “odd….I never see Batman and Adam in the same place…I wonder….”

One can only hope that behind the strategically placed Joker serpent Batman/Adam has a utility belt.

Also, thank goodness, this is a parody comic from an Elseworlds book that ended up getting pulped for offensive content that was *not* this image (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elseworlds_80-Page_Giant)

Thanks, Julia. Added a bit. 

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    The bible says Adam and Eve, not Nananananananananananananananana Batman!
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