HEY HOLLYWOOD I AM NOT SURE BECAUSE I AM JUST ONE ACTUALLY ASIAN GIRL SO I KNOW MY OPINION DOESN’T MATTER BUT AM I DOING ASIAN RITE
I KNOW IT’S SUPER HARD FOR ME TO BE JUST ASIAN ENOUGH FOR THE SILVER SCREEN BECAUSE I AM ACTUALLY ASIAN SO THIS IS A HUGE HANDICAP TO OVERCOME
BUT I THINK THROUGH HARD WORK AND BEING A MODEL MINORITY I HAVE GOTTEN THERE.
PLEASE, JUST LET ME TRY OUT I TAKE EXCELLENT PICS AND I CAN IMITATE WHITE PEOPLE BEING ASIAN, NO PROBLEM.
LIKE I AM SORRY BECAUSE THE CLOSEST THING I HAD TO AN ORIENTAL-LOOKING RICE BASKET WAS MY CHEAP PLASTIC STRAINER BUT LOOK I TRIED.
LIKE I KNOW I AM JUST NOT AS FIERCE AS AUDREY BUT I CAN LEARN. I’M GOOD AT LEARNING!
I TOO CAN BE A SHY AND DELICATE LOTUS BLOSSOM
I TOO CAN SING ABOUT MY LOVE FOR A WHITE MAN WHO LEFT ME PREGGERS
I TOO CAN LOOK WISE YET BEFUDDLED, AS FITTING RE: MY MYSTICAL HERITAGE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PICK ME HOLLYWOOD
I KNOW I AM NOT WHITE
BUT I PROMISE BEING ASIAN IS NOT A HANDICAP
WHEN PLAYING AN ASIAN PERSON IN A MOVIE!
GIVE ME A CHANCE! AND I’LL CHANGE THE WORLD!!!!
(via crossedwires)










