Merf. Thinking is Hard.

jiggit:

starsandatoms:

hail-d:

miss-pamela:

rob-anybody:

leupagus:

amazonziti:

slapface:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

helenawayne:

captaincommunist:

playwriteofdreams:

I save the world after being frozen in ice for seventy years?

…NO THIS MEANS MY BEST FRIEND DIES AND THEN COMES BACK AS THE WINTER SOLDIER

…I saw Bourne Legacy yesterday…

Does this mean I’m a professional badass?

I AM BATMAN

I am the Norse God of thunder.

Um excuse me, I’m the Norse God of Thunder, step back.

I’m the Dancing Cavalier. I’LL TAKE IT.

DON LOCKWOOD!

Although I always thought Cosmo was the hero, myself. Which means I’m an irrepressible musician/composer/dancer/lovable scamp

Ghostbusters, which means I get to hunt and trap ghosts and evil spirits from another dimension! With proton packs!

So I call Ray Stantz. Because let’s face it, I wouldn’t have said “Yes” to the question “Are you a god?” either.

…I’m a STUNT DOG?

Serial killer slash perfumer.  Welp.

Motherfucking Scottish archer princess.  Fuck yeah.

Tofu seller and first master of one of the three great southern kung fu styles, yeahhhh.

….. The last movie I watched was Qiu Jin.

Oh my God I’m going to be a feminist Chinese revolutionary forever :OOOOOOOO 

Wait, IIRC in the movie her actual job was as a principal of a martial arts school.

….. WHICH WAS THE SECRET TRAINING GROUND FOR REVOLUTIONARIES.

OK SOUNDS LEGIT.

(Source: astroextensionist)