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isabelthespy:

blackraincloud:

karnythia:

I need an explanation for the existence of millipedes & centipedes. What cruel deity created them & unleashed them on the world?

House centipedes are the most horrific creatures I’ve ever seen in person.  They are pure death devil demon bugs of terror and I give not one fuck about their place in the ecosystem they all should die NOW!

just wanted to remind everyone of that time my family lived in a house and i slept in the basement and i was reading in bed and a house centipede fell from the ceiling onto my bare shoulder

these days i think i might hate cockroaches more honestly, god what repulsive vile beings, but house centipedes still feel like they’ve got the market cornered on WRONG JUST WRONG MORALLY INCORRECT

why did i check the notes on this post and click to one of the reblogs with UPCLOSE PICTURES OF MILLIPEDES OMGWTF *crying*

  1. lolagetslife answered: When you find out, could tell me? Cuz i got oodles of them in my apartment.
  2. irishbunny answered: prey needs predator as much as predator needs prey
  3. princessnijireiki answered: Millipedes are okay. They eat plants. Centipedes and their poisonous feet and flesh-eating ways can gtfo.
  4. idonthaveinsomnia answered: what you really should be thinking of is the existence of slugs and snails, as there NO KNOWN benefits of them living.
  5. garpusstuff reblogged this from elephantsandmangoes and added:
    Yep, living in an old house on the east coast. I feel your pain. Jerusalem crickets in California weren’t as bad....
  6. garputhefork answered: Fuck if I know. We get house centipedes. Lazy cat won’t hunt them, either, and I’ve offered a raw tuna bounty.
  7. elephantsandmangoes reblogged this from blackraincloud and added:
    The first time I saw one I just…it didn’t make sense. I didn’t think there could exist a bug more heinous than a spider...
  8. ibloodbenddicks reblogged this from karnythia
  9. maverynthia answered: Huzzah for the multiplegged ones. Roaches aren’t horrible either once you get to know them.
  10. aragingquiet reblogged this from karnythia
  11. drpepperslonelyheartsclubband reblogged this from jhameia and added:
    centipedes and millipedes are awesome fuck the haters
  12. new-distractions reblogged this from karnythia
  13. oddpicturesoddpeople answered: Geiji Gieji are good luck! Horrifying, disgusting good luck.
  14. thegirlwiththerosetattoo reblogged this from blackraincloud
  15. anedumacationisnomore answered: NO THAT SHIT IS NASTY.
  16. radetzkymarch reblogged this from lord-kitschener and added:
    It was the Shadows from Babylon 5. The centipedes are actually vehicles like these: I would explain why they inspire...
  17. blackraincloud reblogged this from isabelthespy and added:
    The first time I saw one I just…it didn’t make sense. I didn’t think there could exist a bug more heinous than a spider...
  18. alierakieron answered: OH HOLY JESUS those things THOSE THINGS
  19. birchsoda answered: I do not know who made them, but they sure like showing up in my bathtub occasionally!
  20. jhameia reblogged this from isabelthespy and added:
    why did i check the notes on this post and click to one of the reblogs with UPCLOSE PICTURES OF MILLIPEDES OMGWTF...
  21. beautifulpropaganda reblogged this from faineemae
  22. manwithoutborders answered: They can move efficiently through loose soils and thin gaps in stonework, preying on resting or hiding insects and critters! great insects!
  23. isabelthespy reblogged this from blackraincloud and added:
    just wanted to remind everyone of that time my family lived in a house and i slept in the basement and i was reading in...
  24. cabell reblogged this from blackraincloud and added:
    This reminds me of last year when our basement was OVERRUN with millipedes—you literally could not cross the floor to...
  25. posttragicmulatto reblogged this from blackraincloud
  26. auntiehornblower answered: They are there to remind us of the terrors of hell? IDK. They give me the WILLIES.
  27. prettygeekycrafty answered: My boyfriend tries to assure me that they eat other, nasteier bugs. To which I reply, “THERE ARE NASTIER BUGS, OMG?!??!”
  28. hamburgerjack answered: Ever seen giant centipede vs bird eating spider? crazy jungle shit right there