Merf. Thinking is Hard.Sherlock, as done by a small and precocious Asian girl
Once upon a time in MODERN DAY LONDON, there was a “consulting detective” by the name of Shin’ichi Honda (30). (Okay, her name was actually Shigeko, but who the hell wants to be a “nourishing child” when you can be the ONE TRUTH.)
She was looking for a new flatmate to move in with her on 221B Baker Street and she was badass as hell.
Lucky for Shin’ichi, Junanita Juárez (24) is back from fighting wars. Through a mutual friend, Mikaela (26), Shin’ichi and Juanita team up to form a SUPER CRIME SOLVING DUO. Which mostly means that Shin’ichi solves crime while Juanita remembers to stock their fridge:
Juanita also makes sure that Georgina Lestrade (30) doesn’t kill Shin’ichi for harassing her team members and leave her in a river somewhere. She could totally do it.
Juanita also sometimes gets kidnapped by Shin’ichi’s older brother Morio Honda (classified), who runs the entire British Government and wears a lot of sharp suits.
And sometimes Juanita and Shin’ichi just sit in and have tea with their kind of quirky landlord, Mr. Hamada (?).
But mostly Juanita and Shin’ichi run around a lot and fight crime! They’re pretty good at it, and it catches the eye of criminal mastermind Moriarty (~30).
He invites Shin’ichi and Juanita to play a little game with him! (Spoilers: he loses.) And then, once Shin’ichi and Juanita have that obstacle out of the way, they’re face with another one: Irene Adler (27).
She is THE WOMAN and she is the only person who beats Shin’ichi at her own game. Also they have lots of sexual tension. But you know who else have lots of sexual tension? Shin’ichi and Juanita.
Which is why they kiss. A lot. (But they don’t really have sex because Shin’ichi is “married to her work” and also asexual.)
THE END.
I want George Takei to play my quirky landlord, omg.
(Source: eroticabot, via farmerinthedelll)
