[Image: a black and white poster with the picture of a dog, a scruffy-looking mix, with the headline “LOOK AT THIS DOG” and the text:
- Responds to the name GILLIGAN
- Last seen chilling in my back yard, srsly not giving a shit.
- Plays by his own rules and apologizes to no man. Or dog.
- Will flip out if offered cheese, especially Kraft slices.
- Borderline obese. Ya know, from Kraft slices.
- Loves rolling in his own filth. But who doesn’t?
- Has a gorgeous flowing mane, akin to a majestic lion’s.
- Not Lost—just wanted to show you how awesome my dog is.]
Now that’s love.
(via pluckypalaeontologist)