MY DAD JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM DRESSED UP AS TONY STARK ARC REACTOR AND ALL
APPARENTLY HE’S ATTENDING SOME CHRISTMAS DINNER THING AND ITS THEME IS MOVIE CHARACTERS OF 2013
I AM SO D O N E
uHM I SEE A PROBLEM HERE ???? //?/???? ??????? ???????
D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
I can’t do this alone.
I think I have reached my proverbial limits when it comes to promotion and marketing my books. That includes the Rider Trilogy and the Jan Xu Adventures. The more I talk in on Twitter, the more indifference I get.
Oh yeah. Indifference. Apathy. The things that kill an author emotionally and psychologically.
So, I am tossing this out, into the Tumblr wilderness, hoping my smoke signals are seen. Or, using LOTR imagery, lighting the fire and seeing it lit again and again and again…
The Rider Trilogy:
The Jan Xu Adventures:
Individual Buy Links:
Wolf At The Door: http://www.amazon.com/Wolf-At-Door-J-Damask-ebook/dp/B004V51E0K
Obsidian Moon, Obsidian Eye: http://www.amazon.com/Obsidian-Moon-Eye-J-Damask-ebook/dp/B0062X32FE
These are all Amazon kindle links, by the way. Rider and Speaker have Gumroad links as well.
If you can… signal boost, talk it up, tell your friends, review the books, light the fire and never let it go out.
My gratitude will be infinite.